Did I Move to Moscow?

Legalized Crack

These are drugs!

This is your brain on drugs!

Any question?!?!

Work Shoes

To the left, to the left is my artistic interpretation of shoes a woman was wearing at my job...No I still work for the government. Cleary I had missed the memo that it was Stripper Thursday at the office. Believe you me I tried my hardest to take a picture of the original shoes with my cell, but alas I was unsuccessful. I could not understand why she said to herself that morning those were the shoes du jour. I figure there are a few reasons why she’d be wearing those shoes:
1. She was had a meeting with Flavor Flav and Dr. Z later that afternoon.
2. Perhaps she was going to her other J-O-B where shoes like this are ideal for her to get low, low, low, low, low.
3. Or she’s blind and dresses herself
I'm open to hearing your take on it.

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Roadside Seafood

If I ever wanted food poisoning in Tampa this would be the cost effective way to do it.