Today I had to explain to my brothers that girls do not have pee-pees only boys do. And that girls do not grow them later on in life. I was going to tell them that girls can pay to get pee-pees later in life, but I figured that would be too much for their 4 and 5 year old minds.
Later Berg saw me putting on lip gloss and for some reason that was hysterical. He proceeded to tell me that boys cannot wear make up unless it’s blue…I truly hope he figures that out before puberty. Talking to children not only causes mental exhaustion, but it makes me want to hold onto my eggs forever…I’m really going to need Vin Diesel to be a stay at home dad.
Also, it seems as though the state of Massachusetts has gotten a bit more lenient with the legal age to get a license because both of my brothers are under the impression that they’re getting theirs tomorrow.
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2 comments:
Wait... Girls DON'T grow pee pees later?
if girls dont have pee pee then what was in my bed last night?
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